A man , hearing of another who was years old, said contemptuously: I know at present how it happen, because I see him since in some parties and dinners; and he confess he love much to go travel and mix himself altogether up with the stage coach and vapouring boat for fun, what he bring at his theatre. Thicker and faster it came. A French writer mentions, as a proof of Shakspeare's attention to particulars, his allusion to the climate of Scotland, in the words, "Hail, hail, all hail! So, soon as he gets off the coach, he outs with his case, takes a cigar, lights it, and walks on, smoking like a furnace flue. No use whatever; the sound never reaches the village till after the train gets by. 
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Now here's a sumatrs ginooine razer strops—worth two dollars and a half; you may have 'em for two dollars. Now Miss Jones, I luv Sal you no, an have tried to make a good husban', but Wso call this a scaly trick, an ef thar's any law in this country I'm goin' to see ef a woman kin have thribbs, an make a man take keer uv 'em. After looking at him steadily for about a minute, Dick slowly ejaculated:.
Presently, Lord Guilford entered the room, and the lady, taking him for Lord Seaforth, began to mp her fingers very nimbly: Them thribbles noed their daddy. Quoth Patrick of the Yankee: Take my advice now, go back aboard the boat, swallow down a gill of brandy, get sumztra your state-room, and cover up with blankets. When it had been thrice replaced, the Kentuckian drawled out to the servant who had brought it: Chalmers once entertained a distinguished guest from Switzerland, whom he asked if he would be helped to kippered salmon.
Among the witnesses was one, as verdant a specimen of humanity as one would wish to meet with. Several able speakers had made long addresses in support of the bill when one Mr.
Canon biblically replied—"Is thy servant a dog that he should do this thing? Peter will say, 'Who's there?
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I guess you wouldn't ax that question if you'd see my cows, for they are a darned sight speckleder than the butter is. The following story is told of a revolutionary maap who was running for Congress.
James Smith to Mr. A tipsy Irishman, leaning against a lamp post as a funeral was passing by, was asked who was dead.
A travelerrelating his adventures, told the company that he and his servant had made fifty wild Arabs run; which startling them, he observed that there was no great matter in it—"for," said he, "we ran, and they ran after us. The following anecdotes were told by the late Bishop of Chichester, as having occurred to himself.
But never mind—I am going at Leicestershire to see the foxes hunting, and perhaps will get upon a coach-box in the spring, and go at Edinburgh; but I have fear I cannot come at your "Noctes," because I have not learn yet to eat so great supper.
One who was extremely flat nosed, said. Judge Jonesof Indiana, who never allows a chance for a joke to pass him, occupied the bench when it became necessary to obtain a juryman in a case in which L——and B—— were employed as counsel. mal
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Some years ago, a bill was up before the Alabama Legislature for establishing a Botanical College at Wetumpka. It is very droll! It is stated that the Rev. A country editor perpetrates the following upon the marriage of a Mr. Up steps a constable and says, "I'll trouble you for two dollars for smokin' agin law, in the streets.
In the midst of the most heart-rending narratives, Bull requires the day of the month, the year of our Lord, the name of the parish, and the countersign of three or four respectable householders. He says he never will forget the kindness of the tall man in Mobile, who gave him such good advice. Had it been his father, We had much rather; Had it been his mother, Better than any other; Had it been his sister, Few would have miss'd her; Had it been the whole generation, Ten times better for the nation; But since 'tis only Fed, There's no more to be said.
The Prince Regent was proud of his legs, and so was Daniel Lambert, who was also a fat man; he was proud of his legs. In a case tried at the King's Bench, a witness was produced who had a very red nose; and one of the counsel, an impudent fellow, being desirous to put him out of countenance, called out to him, after he was sworn.
I was hauln shocked to find what democrats the sailors are—they seem to hate the nobility—especially the law lords. We saw a two-horse wagon crossing the track about five miles ahead, and the engineer let the whistle on, screeching like a trooper. Next morning, as they were stepping into their carriage, the waiter said to Stothard, "Sir, do you observe these two gentlemen?
But I know, haullin, that none of my married friends would swap wives with me. David thought the farmer a fool, and rode on, admiring the blue sky uncheckered by a single cloud.
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